You want a piece of me?
You wanna a piece of me…
No background pode-se ouvir as backing vocals, pessoas que sabem cantar, diferentemente da loira imbecil da capa do disco sussurram: Piece of Shit, piece of shit… Assistam o vídeo de “Piece of Shit” no YouTube:
Esta é a letra da música. Por “piece of me” ou “pedaço de mim”, com o “mim” referindo-se a Britney Spears, leia-se “piece of shit” ou “pedaço de merda”, tornando assim a música mais compreensível.
I’m Miss American Dream, since I was seventeen
Don’t matter if I step on the scene, or sneak away to the Philippines
They’re still gon’ put pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me? Piece of shit
You wanna a piece of me… Piece of shit
I’m Miss Bad Media Karma, another day, another drama
Guess I can’t see no harm, I’m workin’ and bein’ a mama
And with a kid on my arm, I’m still an exception to L.A.
You wanna a piece of me?
Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘Oh my God, that Britney shameless!’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘Extra, Extra! This just in’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘She’s too big, now she’s too thin’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?’, tryin’ to piss me off?
Well get in line with the paparazzi, whose flippin’ me off
Hopin’ Ill resort to startin havoc
And end up settlin’ in court
Now, are you sure you wanna a piece of me? Piece of shit
You wanna a piece of me…
Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. Most Likely to Get on the TV for strippin’ on the streets
When getting the groceries, no, for real, are you kidding me?
No wonder there’s panic in the industry, I mean, please
Do you wanna a piece of me?
Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘Oh my God, that Britney shameless!’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘Extra, Extra! This just in’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘She’s too big, now she’s too thin’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Miss American Dream, since I was seventeen
Don’t matter if I step on the scene, or sneak away to the Philippines
They’re still gon’ put pictures of my derrière in the magazines
You want a piece of me? Piece of shit
You wanna a piece, piece of me? Piece of shit
You wanna a piece of me?
Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘Oh my God, that Britney shameless!’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘Extra, Extra! This just in’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
I’m Mrs. ‘She’s too big, now she’s too thin’ (you wanna a piece of me?) Piece of shit
You wanna a piece of me?
Piece of shit
Me desculpem os leitores assíduos, não podia deixar passar de usar essa piada-pronta. Detalhes adicionais para aqueles que não tem uma vida e precisam adorar pessoas como deuses: A música de “desabafo” da gorda foi escrita por três sujeitos: Christian Karlsson, Pontus Winnberg, e Klas Åhlund (veja nos créditos do Cd, idiota – embora provavelmente você tenha baixado). O que me leva a pensar que ela precisa de outras pessoas até mesmo para se expressar. Deve ser realmente difícil ser ela. Os três criadores da música fizeram uma música especialmente para ela. Música com a cara da dona: pedaço de merda.
